Best Worst Opening Line for a Novel Winner

The winner of a copy of From the Mainland: An Anthology of South Island Writing is

David Appell

appell@asu.edu

"Heel," she cried, lashing out hard with the black leather whip, rocking back on her metal-tipped heels in the wet, wet mud, the raindrops running around her ears in small little rivulets, like a little tinsey river seeking its way to her chuggy bosom -- or maybe a stream, or perhaps nothing more than a brook -- "heel, you silly little puppy dog."