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¶A ryght pleasaunt and merye Historie, of the Mylner of Abyngton, with his Wife, and his fayre Daughter: and of two poore scholers of Cambridge.
Wherevnto is adioyned another merye Iest, of a Sargeaunt that woulde haue learned to be a Fryar.
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A verie merie Historie, of the Milner of Abington,
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| FAyre Lordings if you list to heere | |
| A mery Iest your mindes to cheere, | |
| Then harken to this mery tale | |
| Was neuer meryer set to sale | |
| 5 | At Abyngton it so befell |
| Therby a widowe late did dwell | |
| She had two sonnes that she loued well | |
| For father had they none | |
| At Cambrige are they set I wene | |
| 10 | Fiue mile is them bytwene |
| Their spendinge was full mene, | |
| To the scole there did they go | |
| Some learning for to get you knowe | |
| By good mens helpe they were kept so | |
| 15 | Other finding none they had |
| This life longe they ledde | |
| The mother founde them at borde and bedde | |
| And by these meanes were they fedde | |
| More than seuen yere | |
| 20 | Their mother then vpon a daie |
| To Cambrid[g]e she toke the waie Cambridge] Cambridhe 1575 | |
| And to hir sonnes gan she saie | |
| With a heuy chere | |
| Sonnes I will be here anone | |
| 25 | And than I wot ye will come home |
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| But corne nor bread can I get none, | |
| The countrey is so deere. | |
| Mother then they sayd anone | |
| We wyll into the countrey gone | |
| 30 | To good-men and make our mone |
| If wee may any-thinge get, | |
| So longe they went from towne to towne | |
| In the countrey vp and downe | |
| That they gate in short season | |
| 35 | A large met of wheate |
| Than anone when they it had | |
| Unto their mother they it lad | |
| And she therof was full glad | |
| But longe they ne let | |
| 40 | But at their neyghbours house on the morne |
| They borowed a horse to cary their corne | |
| To the mille them beforne | |
| For nothing wolde they let | |
| The mylner was ioly in his workes all | |
| 45 | He had a doughter fayre and small |
| The clerke of the towne loued her aboue all | |
| Iankyn was his name | |
| The mylner was so trewe and fele | |
| Of each mannes corne wolde he steale | |
| 50 | More than his Toledish by a deale |
| He let for no shame | |
| He was so subtyll and so slye | |
| He wolde it take before their eye | |
| And make them a proper lye | |
| 55 | And put himselfe out of blame: |
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| To the mylner they were sande | |
| In the mylle-dore dyd he stande | |
| They tied their horse with a bande | |
| They had harde of his name | |
| 60 | That one clerke to that other sware |
| Of the theefe we wyll beware | |
| Haue he neuer so mykell care | |
| Of our corne getteth he but small | |
| Though he go out of his wyt | |
| 65 | Thou shalte by the spoute syt |
| Tyll the poke faste be knyt | |
| And the meale in all | |
| Though he be neuer so wo | |
| And I wyl vp vnto the stones go | |
| 70 | And he begyle vs bothe two |
| Foule might him befall: | |
| The corne vp the Milner wan | |
| And than the clerke fast vp ran | |
| By the stones styll stode he than | |
| 75 | Tyll it was grounde in[t]ere intere] infere 1575 |
| The mylners house is nere | |
| Not the length of a lande | |
| In a valey can it stande | |
| Two myle from Abyngton | |
| 80 | In his herte had he care |
| For the clerkes were so ware | |
| He myght not do as he dyd are | |
| But to his sonne gan ronne | |
| Boy loke thou let for no drede | |
| 85 | The clerkes horse home thou lede |
| Also faste as thou may spede | |
| Or the meale be done | |
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| Behinde my backhouse dore him set backhouse: =back-house, 'subsidiary building', or perhaps bakehouse | |
| For they shall fayle of their me[t] met] men 1575met ='measure' | |
| 90 | Tho the poke fast be knet |
| I sweare by my crowne | |
| The litell boye stint nought | |
| Till the horse was home brought | |
| Thereof wiste the clerkes nought | |
| 95 | Forsothe as I you saie |
| The clerkes their meale vp hent | |
| And out at the dore they went | |
| Alas they said we be shent | |
| The rhyme-scheme suggests that a line has dropped out here. | |
| By god than the milner sware | |
| 100 | Than get you him no mare |
| For some theefe was of him ware | |
| And hath had him away | |
| The one clerke sayd to the other | |
| Go we seke hym-selfe brother | |
| 105 | Thou one way and I another |
| Finde him if we maie, | |
| But euer they drede of the meale | |
| That the milner wolde therof steale | |
| The poke they bounde, and set on a seale | |
| 110 | And their horse than sought they. |
| The mylner laughed them to scorne | |
| And great othes hath he sworne | |
| If he might haue none of their corne | |
| He wolde haue of their meale, | |
| 115 | His daughter to the mille can fare |
| And his diner to him bare | |
| And also faste he tolde hir yare | |
| All euery-deale: | |
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| How two clerkes in the morne | |
| 120 | Brought with them a met of corne |
| And euer they warned mee beforne | |
| That I shoulde none steale | |
| But do now doughter as I thee saie | |
| Go fet mee a shete I the pray | |
| 125 | And in faithe I will do saie do saie: perhaps an error for 'not do waie' |
| To get of the meale | |
| For nothinge wolde let | |
| On a whyte shete he it set | |
| And moche floure he out bet | |
| 130 | And hole was the seale |
| With two staues in the stoure stoure ='tumult, commotion', or perhaps 'flying dust'; see OED s.v. stour n1, 4, 5 | |
| They dange theron whyles they myght doure doure: =dure | |
| Till they had a pecke of floure | |
| Forsothe as I you say | |
| 135 | They gathered it vp than anone |
| And put it in a poke full soone | |
| And bade his daughter beare it home | |
| Euen the ryght way | |
| Then the clerkes had mykell thought | |
| 140 | For their horse they sought |
| That they him finde might nought | |
| Of all that longe day | |
| And whan the night drewe nere | |
| At the mylle they met in fere | |
| 145 | And bothe they made a simple chere |
| For their goodly hackeny | |
| That one clerke sayd by god of might | |
| Me-thinke our poke is waxen light | |
| I thinke it be not all a_ryght | |
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| 150 | That lyketh me full yll |
| My heed therto dare I lay | |
| That he hath stolen some away | |
| That other clarke sayd nay nay, | |
| The seale standeth on styl: | |
| 155 | They both did to the milner say |
| Herberowe vs to_night we thee pray | |
| And we wyll therfore well pay | |
| What-so-euer thou wyll | |
| For we dare not to the towne gone | |
| 160 | Tyll we bring our horse home |
| If we do by swete saynte Iohn | |
| We mon like it yll | |
| The mylner sayd by goddes might | |
| I shall [h]arborowe you to_night harborowe] barborowe 1575 | |
| 165 | And your supper shall be dight |
| Right well if wee may | |
| There they bare their meale bitwene them two | |
| And home with the mylner dyd they go | |
| His wife welcomed them tho | |
| 170 | So dyd his doughter gay |
| Aboute a fyre they were set | |
| And good ale was there fet | |
| And therwith they their mouthes wet | |
| And soone souped they | |
| 175 | At their supper as they made them glad |
| That one clerke nyce countenaunce made | |
| And priuely on the maidens foote he treade | |
| And she tourned awaie | |
| Whan they had eaten and made them glad | |
| 180 | The Milner his daughter bade |
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| Soone that a bed were made | |
| Also fast as you maie, | |
| And make it by the side-binke side-binke ='sideboard'; see OED s.v. bink n, 3 | |
| That the clarkes may therein winke | |
| 185 | And slepe till it be daie: |
| For I will to my bedde win | |
| And if you here any din | |
| It is my man dothe come in | |
| Forsothe as I you saie, | |
| 190 | For he is in the towne at his warke |
| Whan he dothe come in the hounde will bark | |
| This ment the milner by the clarke | |
| That helde his daughter gay | |
| By one side the clarke lay | |
| 195 | By the other side his wife and he I saie |
| And for his doughter so gay | |
| An-other bedde was dyght, | |
| In a chamber as I weene | |
| Was a wall them betweene | |
| 200 | And a cake she made so clene |
| Thereof the clarkes had a sight: | |
| Of their owne meale it was | |
| Hir lemman befell suche a case | |
| Herken sirs howe it was | |
| 205 | That he might not come that night, |
| For to a faire was there beside | |
| On his maisters erande for to ride | |
| Erly in the morowe-tide | |
| Before any day-light | |
| 210 | This one clarke styll he lay |
| And thought on this Damsell gay | |
| And to his brother can he saie | |
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| What is mee best to do, | |
| For by god and by saint Mighell | |
| 215 | I thinke so on the damosell |
| I had muche leuer than I can tell | |
| That I might winne hir to: | |
| His brother said this is nought | |
| Of my horse I haue more thought | |
| 220 | By Iesu that mee deere bought |
| Howe we maie winne him to. | |
| Yet lie stil brother I the praie | |
| For come there what come maie | |
| At the dore I will assaie | |
| 225 | If it will vndoe, |
| This one clarke to the dore can fare can: =gan | |
| She said Iankin be ye there | |
| Ye forsothe he did answere | |
| And in there did he go, | |
| 230 | Against a fourme he hurte his shin |
| Or he might to the bedde win | |
| Therfore the clarke was wo. | |
| Iankin she said for Mary dere | |
| Whie do ye make such cheere | |
| 235 | Your way shoulde you better leere |
| So oft as you come heere | |
| At that worde the clarke loughe | |
| And by the voice to her he drough | |
| Of her he had his will ynough | |
| 240 | And plaide them togyther, |
| Whan the clarke had done his will | |
| By the damosell he lay full stil | |
| And belyue she said him til | |
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| How two clarkes came thyther, | |
| 245 | Upon the monday at morne |
| And brought with them a met of corne of] of of 1575 | |
| On a horse them beforne | |
| And bothe they were full lither. | |
| For the one clarke stode at the spoute | |
| 250 | There-as the meale shoulde come out |
| That other went euer aboute | |
| And let vs of our pray, | |
| My father did see it might be none other | |
| He rowned vnto my brother | |
| 255 | And bade it shoulde be none other |
| But lede their horse away. | |
| My litell brother blinned nought | |
| Ere their horse was home brought | |
| Like two fooles they haue him sought | |
| 260 | All this longe daie, |
| As we at our supper sate | |
| That one clarke nice countenaunce made | |
| And priuelie on my foote he trade | |
| But euer I tourned awaie. | |
| 265 | Upon the poke he set the seale |
| For my father shoulde none steale | |
| Yet we had of their meale | |
| And of their whitest floure, | |
| For nothinge wolde he let | |
| 270 | On a shete we it set |
| And with two staues it bet | |
| As longe as we might doure. | |
| And into our backhouse their horse is brought | |
| Therof wotte the clerkes nought | |
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| 275 | The clarke laught and made good cheere |
| Whan he of that myght heare | |
| That was well done my derling deere, | |
| By God my sauiour: | |
| Both together a_sleepe they fell, | |
| 280 | Of the other clarke I wyll you tell |
| And of the Milners wife howe it befell | |
| A whyle if you will abide, | |
| All waking styl he laye | |
| And in his heart he thought aye | |
| 285 | My felowe hath a merie plaie |
| In this euen-tide. | |
| The Mylners wife did rise water to make | |
| Stilly for the milner should not wake | |
| The right way againe could she not take, | |
| 290 | For the house was so wide. |
| But a childe in a cradell laie | |
| At the beddes feete as I you saie | |
| Thereby she knew the right waye | |
| Unto hir beddes-side, | |
| 295 | The clarke laie and harde ylke dele |
| And of the cradell he wyst well | |
| And if thou rise by saint Michaell | |
| The cradell shal a_waie: | |
| Againe he rose or she did sleepe | |
| 300 | The clarke thereof tooke good keepe |
| Out of his bedde soone he can creepe | |
| As fast as euer he maie. | |
| For nothing woulde he let | |
| The cradell away he fet | |
| 305 | At his beddes-side he it set, |
| Forsothe as I you saye, | |
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| The good-wife came anone | |
| And tyll her husbande can she gone | |
| But cradell founde she there none, | |
| 310 | Shee did seeke full fast alwaie. |
| All about she groped fast | |
| The cradell founde shee at the last | |
| The Milner did sleepe full fast | |
| And wist not of this warke, | |
| 315 | By the cradell that she there fande, |
| She had went it had bene hir husbande went: =wened | |
| She lyft vp the clothes with her hande | |
| And laide her downe by the clarke, | |
| Thus that one clarke laye by the wife | |
| 320 | That other by the daughter by my life |
| Had the milner wist there had ben strife | |
| For that nights warke, | |
| That one clarke waked and he dyd say | |
| That by the Milners daughter lay | |
| 325 | I must to a faire gone or it be day, |
| And on he did his sarke. | |
| Now I pray you my [k]inde Lemman free kinde] hinde 1575 | |
| A gowne-cloath then buie you mee | |
| And I sweare so mote I thee, | |
| 330 | I wyll paye therefore: |
| By Iesu he saide my sweeting | |
| I haue but three shylling | |
| That is but a lyttle thing | |
| But if I had more, | |
| 335 | Thus the clarke he made it towe made it towe: =made it tough, 'showed reluctance' or perhaps 'was persistent'; see OED s.v. tough adj., 8 |
| The Damsell her forcer to her drawe forcer ='chest, coffer' | |
| By God ye shall haue mowe | |
| For to paie therefore. | |
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| The key by the cofer did hange | |
| 340 | Forthe she drewe thirty shillinge |
| Forsothe euery farthinge | |
| And neither lesse nor more. | |
| The thirtie shillinge she gan him take | |
| This made I sir for your sake | |
| 345 | Take it nowe with you all, |
| Nowe haue good-day mine owne swetinge | |
| For longe or any day dothe springe | |
| The cocke full merelie his note will singe | |
| And my maister will mee call | |
| 350 | Full merie chere the clarke can make |
| With thirty shillinge and his cake | |
| The righte waie can he take | |
| Downe by the wall, | |
| Till he came at his brothers bedde | |
| 355 | Than from the cradell away he yedde |
| And anone away he fledde | |
| On the further side of the hall: | |
| Of his siluer he toke good keepe | |
| Downe by the milner can he creepe | |
| 360 | And wakened him out of his sleepe |
| And said wilte thou heare a good game, | |
| For I haue had a merie night | |
| With the milners daughter bright | |
| Mee liketh wel by gods might | |
| 365 | That we wende not home, |
| For I haue thirty shillinge and a cake | |
| That the false theefe fro our corne did take | |
| With that the milner did wake | |
| By god and by saint Ihon, | |
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| 370 | And also she hath mee tolde |
| Howe he hath our horse in holde | |
| In his backhouse he hath him bolde | |
| I praie god giue him shame | |
| The milner starte vp redely | |
| 375 | Thou liest he said with great enuy |
| And that shalte thou full dere abye | |
| Theefe what hast thou done, | |
| He sterte vp in a great teene | |
| And stoute strokes was them betweene | |
| 380 | The milner was the more keene |
| And gate the clarke downe. | |
| His wife waked anone-right | |
| Out sir she said the clerkes do fight | |
| The one will slee the other to_night | |
| 385 | But if you parte them soone. |
| The clarke wakened and had great wonder | |
| But he durste them not sunder | |
| Full well he sawe his felowe vnder | |
| By the light of the moone. | |
| 390 | The milners wife hent a staffe tite |
| Sir she said who shall I smite | |
| Dame sayde the clarke, him in the white | |
| Hit him if thou maie, | |
| The milner befel a foule happe | |
| 395 | He had on his night-cappe |
| His wife lent him suche a rappe | |
| That stil on grounde he laie. | |
| Thus the milners heed was broken | |
| The backhouse faste was stoken stoken ='locked up'; see OED s.v. steek v1 | |
| 400 | Beleeue mee the clarkes braste it open |
| And in than went they, | |
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| The meale on the horse they caste | |
| And awaye they hyed them faste | |
| With all their things home they paste | |
| 405 | Long or any day. |
| Forth they went by Moone-light, | |
| To Abington they came right | |
| Before it was day-light | |
| Home vnto their Dame, | |
| 410 | Than was her heart full light |
| Whan she sawe her sonne in sight | |
| She thanked God with all her might | |
| That they were comen home, | |
| All their meale and thirtie shylling | |
| 415 | They gaue their mother without leasing |
| And sence they tolde her of that thing | |
| They let for no blame, | |
| Their mother saide if ye doo right | |
| Keepe ye well out of his sight | |
| 420 | For if he may get you by goddes might |
| He wyll doo you shame. | |
| Of that siluer the clarkes were faine | |
| The one clarke hied with all his maine | |
| And ledde their horse home againe | |
| 425 | Uppon the same morne, |
| The mother them a Capon slew | |
| And of the cake they eate inowe | |
| And soone to Cambridge they drew, | |
| There-as they were beforne | |
| 430 | Twentie shylling with them they bare |
| Unto the schole gan they fare | |
| The Mylner gate of them no mare, | |
| If he had it sworne. | |
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| Whan they were gone these scollers bothe | |
| 435 | I tell you plaine this milner was lothe |
| And to his bedde againe he gothe | |
| For he was full of paine, | |
| His wife before had giuen him | |
| Vengeable strypes by swete saint Sim | |
| 440 | She had almoste broken bothe lithe and lim |
| Of the Milner I tell you plaine. | |
| And so the milner and his wife | |
| For this folishe deede they had great strife | |
| All the daies of their life | |
| 445 | That he had ben so mad, |
| And the daughter that was yonge | |
| Did often singe a sory songe | |
| And wisshed for the clarke that was so longe | |
| With her gowne-clothe to make her glad. | |
| 450 | And also for his mery play |
| She longed for him full sore in fay | |
| That he should come againe that waie | |
| Though she should neuer the clothe see, | |
| The wenche she was full proper and nyce | |
| 455 | Amonge all other she bare great price |
| For she coude tricke it point deuice | |
| But fewe like her in that countree. | |
| At the last the milner vntrewe | |
| That had ben beaten bothe blacke and blewe | |
| 460 | His owne deede he gan to rewe |
| And though he had ben false, | |
| For many a trewer than he | |
| Was iudged without pite | |
| Upon a dreadfull gallowe-tree | |
| 465 | To be hanged by the halse |
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| But sore sicke in his bedde | |
| All his life he ledde | |
| That he was faine to be fedde | |
| Of his wife withouten mis | |
| 470 | Thus with shorte conclusion |
| This milner through his abusion | |
| Was brought to confusion | |
| For all his falsehed iwis | |
| And ended his life full wretchedly | |
| 475 | In paine, care, and misery |
| Wherfore he did beare an horne | |
| For steeling of meale this onlie | |
| His wife and his doughter were laine by | |
| Of two poore scolers full merely | |
| 480 | That oft did laugh him to scorne |
| In pacience he must take it al | |
| In chamber, in bowre, and eke in hall | |
| What-so-euer the folke than did him call | |
| Contented muste he be: | |
| 485 | Thus endeth this mery iest iwis |
| And Christ that is kinge of eternall blis | |
| Bringe vs all there whan his will is, | |
| Amen for charite. | |
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A mery gest, howe a Sergeaunt woulde learne to be a Friar.
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| WIse men alway, affirme and saye, | |
| The best is for eche man, | |
| Dilligently, for to apply, | |
| Such busines as he can. | |
| 5 | And in no wise, to enterprise, |
| Another faculte: | |
| For he that will, and can no skill, | |
| Is neuer like to thee. thee: =thee, 'thrive' | |
| He that hath left, the hosiers crafte, | |
| 10 | And fall to makinge shone. |
| The smith that shall, to painting fall, | |
| His thrifte is well-nigh done. | |
| A blacke draper, with white paper. | |
| To go to writing-scole. | |
| 15 | An olde butteler, becoming a cutteler, |
| I wene shall proue a fole. | |
| An olde trotte, that can (God wotte,) | |
| Nothinge but kis the cup. | |
| With hir phisicke, will keepe one sicke, | |
| 20 | Till she haue sowsed him vp. sowsed ... vp ='brought to extremities'? See OED s.v. souse v1, 4 |
| A man of lawe, that neuer sawe, | |
| The waies to buie and sell. | |
| Weninge to arise, by marchaundyse, | |
| I praye God speede him well. | |
| 25 | A marchaunt eke that will go seke, |
| All the meanes he may. | |
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| To fall in sute, tyll he dispute, | |
| His money cleane away. | |
| Pleading the lawe, for euery strawe, | |
| 30 | Shall proue a thriftie man. |
| With hate and strife but by my life, | |
| I can nat tell you whan | |
| Whan an hatter, wil go smatter, | |
| In phylosophie. | |
| 35 | Or a pedler, ware a medlar, |
| In theologye. | |
| All that ensewe, suche craftes newe, | |
| They driue so farre a cast. | |
| That euermore, they do therefore, | |
| 40 | Beshrewe themselfe at last. |
| This thinge was tried and, verefied, | |
| Here by a sergeaunt late. | |
| That rufully was, or he coulde pas, | |
| Rapped about the pate. | |
| 45 | While that he woulde, see how he could, |
| In Gods name plaie the friar. | |
| Now if ye wyl, know how it fyl, | |
| Take heede and ye shall heare. | |
| It happed so, not long agoe, | |
| 50 | A thriftie man there dide. |
| An hundred pound of nobles round, | |
| Than had he laide a_side. | |
| His sonne he would, should haue this gold | |
| For to beginne withall. | |
| 55 | But to suffise, his child wel thryues, |
| That money were to small. | |
| Yet or this day, I haue herde say, | |
| That many a man certesse, | |
| sig: C3 | |
| Hath with good cast, be ritche at the last, | |
| 60 | That begonne with lesse. |
| But this yong-man, so well he can, | |
| His money to imploye. | |
| That certainly, his polecie, | |
| To see it was a ioye. | |
| 65 | For least some blast might ouercast, |
| His shippe or by mischaunce. | |
| Men with some wyle, might him beguile, | |
| And minishe his substaunce. | |
| For to put out, al maner dout, | |
| 70 | He made a good puruaie. |
| For euery whit, by his owne wit, | |
| And tooke another waie. | |
| First faire and wele, a pretie deale, | |
| He hyd it in a potte. | |
| 75 | But than him thought, that way was nought |
| And there he left it not. | |
| So was he faine, from thence againe, | |
| To put it in a cuppe. | |
| And by and by, as couetouslie, | |
| 80 | He supped it faire vppe. |
| In his owne brest, he thought it best, | |
| His money to inclose, | |
| Then wyst he well, what-euer fell, | |
| He coulde it neuer lose. | |
| 85 | He borrowed than, of another man, |
| Money and marchaundice: | |
| Neuer paide it, vp he laide it. | |
| In lyke maner wyse. | |
| Yet on the geare, that he would weare, | |
| 90 | He raught not what he spent: |
| sig: [C3v] | |
| So it were nice, as for the price. | |
| Coulde him not myscontent. | |
| With lustie sporte, and with resorte. | |
| Of ioly company. | |
| 95 | In mirth and plaie, full many a daie, |
| He liued merily. | |
| And men had sworne, some man is borne, | |
| To dignite and powre. | |
| And so was he, for suche degree, | |
| 100 | He gate and suche honowre, |
| That without doubte, whan he went out, | |
| A sergeaunt well and faire. | |
| Was readie straight, on him to waight, | |
| As sone as on the maire, | |
| 105 | But he doutlesse, of his mekenes, |
| Hated suche pompe and pride. | |
| And would not go, accompanied so, | |
| But drewe himselfe aside. | |
| To saint Katherine, straight as a line, | |
| 110 | He gate him at a tide |
| For promotion, or deuotion, | |
| There would he needes bide. | |
| There spent he fast, tyll all was past, | |
| And to him came there manie. | |
| 115 | To aske their dette, but none coulde gette, |
| The valour of a penie. | |
| With visage stoute, he bare it out, | |
| Vnto the harde hedge, hedge: =edge | |
| A moneth or twaine till he was faine, | |
| 120 | To lay his gowne to pledge, |
| Than was he there, in greater feare, | |
| Than or that he came thither. | |
| sig: [C4] | |
| And would as faine, depart againe, | |
| But that he wist not whither. | |
| 125 | Than after this, to a frende of his. |
| He went and there abode. | |
| Where-as he laie, so sicke alwaie, | |
| He might not come abrode. | |
| It happed than, a marchaunt-man | |
| 130 | That he ought money to, |
| Of an officer, that gan enquire, | |
| What him was best to do. | |
| And he aunswerd, be not a_ferde, | |
| Take an action therfore, | |
| 135 | I you behest, I shall him rest, rest ='arrest'; see OED s.v. rest v3 |
| And than care for no more. | |
| I feare quod he, it will not be, | |
| For he will not come out. | |
| The sergeaunt said, be not afraide, | |
| 140 | It shall be brought about, |
| In many a game, like to the same, | |
| Haue I bene well in vre, | |
| And for your sake, let mee be bake, bake: =baked? | |
| But if I do this cure. | |
| 145 | Thus parte they bothe, and to him goth, |
| A_pace this officer, | |
| And for a daie, all his araie, | |
| He chaunged with a frier. | |
| So was he dight, that no man might, | |
| 150 | Him for a frier denie. |
| He dopped and douked, he spake and loked, dopped and douked ='bobbed and bowed' | |
| So religiouslie. | |
| Yet in a glasse, or he would passe, | |
| He toted and he pored. toted ='peered, gazed'; see OED s.vv. toot v1, 2, tout v1, 1 | |
| sig: [C4v] | |
| 155 | His heart for pride, lept in his side, |
| To see howe well he fryred. | |
| Then forth a_pace, vnto the place, | |
| He goeth in Gods name: | |
| To doo this deede, but nowe take heede, | |
| 160 | For heere beginneth the game. |
| He drew him nie, and then softlie, | |
| At the doore he knocked. | |
| A Damsell, that heard him wel, | |
| There came and it vnlocked. | |
| 165 | The fryar sayd, God speede fayre mayde, |
| Heere lodgeth such a man: | |
| It is tolde mee, well sir quoth she, | |
| And if he do? what than? | |
| Quod he, maistresse, no harme doutlesse, | |
| 170 | It longeth for our order. |
| To hurt no man, but as we can, | |
| Euery wyght to forder. | |
| With him truely, faine speake would I, | |
| Syr quod she, by my faye: | |
| 175 | He is so sicke, yee be not lyke, |
| To speake with him to_daye. | |
| Quoth he fayre maye, yet I you pray, | |
| Thus much at my desyer: | |
| Vouchsafe to doo, as goe him too, | |
| 180 | And saye an Austen Fryar, |
| Woulde with him speake, & maters breake, | |
| For his auayle certaine. | |
| Quod shee I wyl, stand ye heer styll, | |
| Tyll I come downe againe. | |
| 185 | Vppe is shee goe, and tolde him so: |
| As shee was bode to saye. | |
| sig: [C5] | |
| He mistrustinge, no maner thinge, | |
| Said mayden go thy waie. | |
| And fetche him hither, that we to_gither: | |
| 190 | May talke a_downe she goth, |
| And vp him brought, no harme she thought, | |
| But it made some folke wroth. | |
| But this officer, this fained frier, | |
| Whan he was come a_lofte, | |
| 195 | He dopped than, and greet this man, |
| Religiously and ofte. | |
| And he againe, right glad and faine, | |
| Tooke him there by the hande: | |
| The friere than said, ye be dismaide, | |
| 200 | With trouble I vnderstande. |
| In-deede quod he, it hath with me, | |
| Bene better than it is. | |
| Sir quod the frier, bee of good chere, | |
| Ye shall yet after this. | |
| 205 | For christes sake, loke that ye take, |
| No thought into your brest, | |
| God maie tourne all, and so he shall, | |
| I trust vnto the best. | |
| But I woulde nowe, comyn with you, | |
| 210 | In counsaile if you please, |
| Or elles not[e], of maters that, note] not 1575 | |
| Shall set your heart at ease. | |
| Downe went the maide, the marchaunt said | |
| Nowe saye on gentill frier, | |
| 215 | Of this tidinge, that ye me bringe, |
| I long full sore to heare. | |
| Whan there was none, but they alone, | |
| The frier with euell grace, | |
| sig: [C5v] | |
| Said I rest thee, come on with mee. | |
| 220 | And out he toke his mace: |
| Thou shalte obey, come on thy way, | |
| I haue thee in my clouche, | |
| Thou goest not hence, for all the pence, | |
| The mayre hath in his pouche. | |
| 225 | This marchaunt there, for wrath and feare, |
| Waxinge well-nighe wood: | |
| Saide horeson thefe, with a verie mischefe, | |
| Who hath taught thee thy good? | |
| And with his fist, vpon the list. | |
| 230 | He gaue him suche a blowe, |
| That backewarde downe, almoste in swoune, | |
| The frier is ouerthrowe. | |
| Yet was this man, well fearder than, | |
| Lest he the frier had slaine: | |
| 235 | Till with good rappes, and heuy clappes, |
| He dawed him vp againe. | |
| The frier toke heart, and vp he starte, | |
| And well he laide aboute, | |
| And so there gothe, bytwene them bothe, | |
| 240 | Many a lusty cloute. |
| They rent and tere, eche other heer, | |
| And claue togider fast: | |
| Till with lugginge, halinge and tugginge, | |
| They fell downe bothe at last. | |
| 245 | Than on the grounde, to_gether rounde, |
| With many a heuy stroke. | |
| They roule and romble, they turne and tumble, | |
| Lyke pygges do in a poke. | |
| So long aboue, they heaue and shoue, | |
| 250 | Togither that at the last, |
| sig: [C6] | |
| The maide and the wife, to breake the strife, | |
| Hied them vpwarde fast. | |
| And whan they see, the captaines lye, captaines ='principals, protagonists'? | |
| Waltringe in the place, | |
| 255 | The friers hood, they pulled a_good, |
| A_downe about his face. | |
| While he was blinde, the wenche behinde, | |
| Lent him on the flore. | |
| Many a iole, about the nole, iole ='blow'; see OED s.v. jowl n4 | |
| 260 | With a great battill-dore. |
| The wife came to it, and with her feete, | |
| She holpe to kepe him downe: | |
| And with her rocke, many a knocke, rocke ='distaff' | |
| She gaue him on the crowne. | |
| 265 | They laide his mace, about his face, |
| That he was wode for paine, | |
| The frier frap, gate many a swap, frap ='debauched, libertine', a contracted form of frapart, known only in the phrase friar frapart; see OED s.v. frapart adj. | |
| Till he was well-nighe slaine. | |
| Vp they him lifte, and with euell thrifte, | |
| 270 | Hedlong all the staire: |
| Downe they him threwe, and said adewe, | |
| Recommaunde vs to the mayre. | |
| The frier arose, but I suppose, | |
| Amased was his hedde: | |
| 275 | He shoke his heres, and from great feres, |
| He thought him well a_fledde. | |
| Quod he nowe lost is all this cost, | |
| We be neuer the nere: | |
| Ill mot he thee, that caused mee, | |
| 280 | To make my-selfe a frier. |
| Nowe maisters all, an ende I shall, | |
| Make there-as I began. | |
| sig: [C6v] | |
| In any wise, I wolde auyse, | |
| And councell euery man. | |
| 285 | His owne crafte vse, all newe refuse, |
| And vtterlye let them gone. | |
| Playe not the frier, now make good cheere, | |
| And welcome euerychone. | |
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